Lazy portfolio

Talmudic Portfolio

Tractate Bava Metzia, ~200 CE

The oldest documented asset-allocation rule: "let every man divide his money into three parts, and invest a third in land, a third in business, and let him keep a third in reserve." Modernized as one-third real estate, one-third equity, one-third bonds.

Allocation

33.4%

33.3%

33.4% · US Total Market (business)
33.3% · Real Estate (land)
33.3% · US Aggregate Bond (reserve)

Weighted expense ratio

0.063%

Across the 3 of 3 slices we could price.

Weighted tax efficiency

/100, weighted by allocation. Lower in heavy-bond portfolios.

Slices

Number of holdings — also the number of lots you rebalance.

Implementation

Weight	Role	Ticker	Fund	ER	AUM	Score
33.4%	US Total Market (business)	VTI	Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund ETF Shares	0.030%	$2.20T	95
33.3%	Real Estate (land)	VNQ	Vanguard Real Estate Index Fund ETF Shares	0.13%	$69.95B	82
33.3%	US Aggregate Bond (reserve)	BND	Vanguard Total Bond Market Index Fund	0.030%	$389.70B	86

Editorial take

More a parable about diversification than a serious portfolio recommendation. The one-third REIT weight is high enough to dominate the portfolio's tax profile in a taxable account — most modern implementations use closer to 5–10% real estate.

Compare the slices

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Curated allocation. The funds listed are how this portfolio would be built using the catalog as it stands today; alternate tickers and notes are flagged inline.

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