Lazy portfolios
Named, set-and-forget allocations from the Boglehead canon and beyond. Each page shows the implementation in catalog tickers, weighted cost and tax-efficiency, and an editorial take on when the portfolio actually fits.
3-Fund Portfolio
3 slicesTaylor Larimore / Bogleheads forum, popularized ~2002
The most-cited DIY index portfolio. Three holdings cover the entire investable equity universe plus a broad bond stake, with no sector or factor tilts. Allocation between equity and bonds is set by individual risk tolerance; the version below is the standard age-50 "moderate" mix.
Couch Potato Portfolio
2 slicesScott Burns, Dallas Morning News, 1991
Even simpler than the 3-fund: split your savings 50/50 between a broad US stock fund and a broad bond fund and rebalance annually. Burns proposed it specifically as a benchmark for active managers to beat — most don't.
Permanent Portfolio
4 slicesHarry Browne, "Fail-Safe Investing" (1999)
Equal weights to four assets selected to cover the four macroeconomic regimes Browne identified: prosperity (stocks), recession (cash), inflation (gold), and deflation (long-term bonds). Designed to never lose more than a small amount in any 12-month window, not to maximize return.
Golden Butterfly Portfolio
5 slicesTyler Larimer, Portfolio Charts (~2016)
A balanced-tilt extension of the Permanent Portfolio: 40% stocks (half total-market, half small-cap value), 40% Treasuries (half long-duration, half short-duration), 20% gold. Aims for similar drawdown protection while capturing more equity-side return.
All Weather Portfolio
5 slicesRay Dalio / Bridgewater, retail simplification of the institutional risk-parity strategy
Risk-parity allocation designed to balance economic-regime exposure rather than dollar-weighted exposure. The original institutional version uses leverage to equalize risk across asset classes; this is the unlevered retail approximation.
Talmudic Portfolio
3 slicesTractate Bava Metzia, ~200 CE
The oldest documented asset-allocation rule: "let every man divide his money into three parts, and invest a third in land, a third in business, and let him keep a third in reserve." Modernized as one-third real estate, one-third equity, one-third bonds.